Dark Age Mummy Shows Unexpected Advances in Biology, Serious Lobotomy
Mummies are everywhere – not just Egyptian tombs and Hollywood movie sets, but in almost every part of the world. Hailing from China, Peru, Chile, the Canary Islands, the preserved, unwalking dead...
View ArticleHot Four-Way Action! Stick Your NES, SNES, Genesis, and GBA Cartridges in the...
You kids can all get excited for the PlayStation 4 and the next Xbox, but I’m pumped for this thing. Hyperkin has announced their RetroN 4 console that plays NES, SNES, Game Boy Advance, and Sega...
View ArticleTweets From the Worst Place in the World: Our 15 Favorite Florida Man Tweets
Florida Man has quickly become one of my very favorite Twitter feeds, representing a peculiar blend of stupidity, crassness, and mind-boggling lack of common sense that is a genre unto itself. If you...
View ArticleNASA and ESA Think This Distorted Galaxy Looks Like a Space Invader
Personally, I think it looks more like Black Manta’s helmet than a Space Invader, but this image of a spiral galaxy taken with the Hubble Space Telescope sure looks like something other than a spiral...
View ArticleGeekolinks: 3/5
28 TV shows that were cancelled after one episode (HyperVocal) Woman turns gross Petri dishes into abstract art (The Mary Sue) 12 video game characters that would be awful mayors (GamesRadar) Jon...
View ArticleNew Iron Man 3 Trailer Features a Whole Mess of Iron Men [Video]
Robert Downey Jr. might not be the best actor ever, but he’s certainly the best Tony Stark. Iron Man 3 certainly looks like it’s going to have even more explosions than the two previous movies, so...
View ArticlePETA Protests Whaling In Assassin’s Creed IV, Just In Case There Is Whaling...
Well, PETA has invented a ludicrous thing to be outraged over, so it must be Wednesday. This week, it’s Ubisoft’s upcoming Assassin’s Creed IV that has the animal rights group all in a tizzy over...
View ArticleOld People Who Play Video Games Are Happier, Higher Functioning Than...
Want to prevent yourself from becoming depressed as you get older? Keeping your video game habit going may be a good first step. A study released this week in the journal Computers in Human Behavior...
View ArticleInvisible Driver Returns With Chucky Doll, Fast Food Employees Totally Over...
We’ve brought you magician and YouTube Prankster Rahat Hussein‘s videos — like the Invisible Driver prank — before. He’s added a new twist to the trick in his latest video, which features a Chucky...
View ArticleToday in Geek History: Nabisco Introduces the Oreo
In the distant future, when alien archaeologists dig through Earth’s sediment and uncover traces of our glorious existence, they will inevitably unearth our most iconic product. They shall find the...
View ArticleVatican Uses Comic Sans and Papyrus, Holiest of All Fonts, in New Pope eBook
While the Vatican convenes to find a new pope, maybe they should also consider looking for a new graphic designer. Their new eBook about the recently retired pope titled Benedictus XVI is a 62-page...
View ArticleWay of the Dogg Video Game Stars Snoop Dogg the Kung Fu Master
Because recent news stories haven’t been crazy enough — or maybe because we just needed that extra push to cross the point of no return — here’s one that makes sense only if you’ve watched like thirty...
View ArticleGiant Squid Expedition Member Edith Widder Breaks Down the Kraken Hunt at TED
By now we’ve all seen the first footage captured of a giant squid, but for our part, we have yet to grow tired of it, because giant squids are amazing. With that in mind, we direct you to researcher...
View ArticleTSA to Allow Knives on Planes, But Leave Your Broadsword at Home
For the first time since September 11, 2001, the Transportation Security Administration is relaxing its guidelines on what items are, and are not allowed on planes. Knives whose blades fall within a...
View ArticleTorment: Tides of Numenera Kickstarter Launches, Gets Funded Immediately
Rumors of some new incarnation of Planescape: Torment begat rumors of a sequel, then of some new incarnation once again. While the locked-up intellectual property – that is, the Planescape setting...
View ArticleWe Hardly Knew Ye: ESA’s Herschel Space Telescope Powering Down for Good
Since it’s launch in 2009, the European Space Agency’s Herschel Space Telescope has treated us to some truly amazing images of space. All good things must come to an end, though, and the ESA’s...
View ArticleHappy Birthday, Google Play! Let’s Celebrate With Free Stuff
It’s the Google Play store’s first birthday today, but don’t feel bad if you forgot to get it anything. Google knows its better to give than receive, so they’re celebrating with a huge sale offering...
View ArticleComiXology Submit Launches, Aims to Change the Comics Publishing Game in a...
ComiXology is probably the biggest name in the digital comics world, and their new service wants to help self-publishing artists reach the largest audience possible. ComiXology Submit allows artists...
View ArticleGeekolinks: 3/6
The 10 most inexplicably expensive movies ever made (Flavorwire) Pantone food pairings are the new best things (The Braiser) 5 signs you’re not getting mature, you’re just getting old (Guy Code Blog)...
View ArticleCommunity Puppet Episode Officially a Thing That’s Happening
Yes. That is the cast of NBC’s Community in puppet form, and that is wonderful. An episode airing in April will have the gang from Greendale working out some issues with each other through the use of...
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