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Watch More Than 50 Heroes and Villains Introduce Themselves in This Supercut

As a superhero or villain, you need to make sure that people always know your name. It’s all about pushing your brand, you see. That’s why introducing yourself is so important, and why the heroes and...

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Somebody Found a Dead Shark On a Queens-Bound NYC Subway Last Night

Angry science junkies may have boycotted Discovery Channel for airing that completely bogus Megalodon documentary, but apparently the Universe won’t allow us to let go of Shark Week so easily this...

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John Carmack Joins Oculus Rift Maker As CTO

John Carmack, the co-founder of id Software who pioneered 3D graphics and the first-person shooter with Wolfenstein 3D, Doom, and Quake, is moving on to a new level of first-person gaming. It’s just...

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Here’s What We Learned in This Morning’s Nintendo Direct

Today, Nintendo held one of their regular Nintendo Direct presentation streams, where they inform the public about what games they have in development. Today’s was very short notice, only being...

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Figure Out How Much Caffeine Is In Your Drink With the New Caffeine Orange

While some mornings are made for enjoying a cappuccino or some soy-chai-misto-thing, others are a mad rush to jumpstart your body as quickly as possible. In honor of those mornings, here’s an awesome...

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Child Finds Mummy In Attic, Accompanying Canopic Jars Only Maybe Cursed

The childhood miracle we all wished for: finding something ancient and amazing (and maybe cursed) in the attic. One of the biggest nightmares of every parent: your child stumbling onto a dead body....

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Harrison Ford Will Be In The Expendables 3, But Bruce Willis Won’t Be

If you’re not following Sylvester Stallone’s Twitter then you have a problem, because tweets sound amazing if you read them in Sylvester Stallone’s voice. But more than that, Stallone revealed some...

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New Thor: The Dark World Trailer Released, Has a Bunch More Violence [Video]

The new Thor: The Dark World trailer from San Diego Comic Con is out in time for Geek Week, and so far the film appears to benefit greatly from Game of Thrones director Alan Taylor’s deft hand....

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What Does Michael J. Fox Think of Back to the Future LEGO?

It’s August, which means the LEGO Back to the Future set is finally available for purchase. Judging from a tweet he posted today, it looks like Michael J. Fox, a.k.a. Marty McFly himself, has his...

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Geekolinks: 8/7

New Barbie is set to explore Mars (GeekSugar) Top Chef Master has a sex theme tonight… so that’s happening (The Braiser) 14 creepy Breaking Bad tattoos (Flavorwire) That jacked Mets fan who couldn’t...

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Edward Snowden Masks Donned By Brazilian Protesters And Senators

Move over, Guy Fawkes. The new face of resistance to government authority is NSA leaker Edward Snowden, and we have the creepy masks to prove it. In Brazil, activists opposed to the NSA’s spying...

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This is What You’ll Be Getting With Your Xbox One At Launch [Video]

There’ve been a lot of jokes made about the box one since its reveal — but now that Don Mattrick has left the company and all of its most controversial policies have been reversed, some are starting...

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This Date Goes Horribly Wrong, Then Right Again Thanks to the Sony Xperia

There’s a lot to worry about on a date. How do I look? Does this person think I’m interesting? Will they chuck my smartphone into a fountain? The Sony Xperia can help — at least with that last one....

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Watch Tara Reid Vaguely Attempt To Explain How Sharks Work For Discovery...

And the mindless Shark Week programming keeps on coming! The other night on Discovery Channel’s Shark After Dark, which I guess is like Talking Dead but for Shark Week, Sharknado star Tara Reid joined...

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No, Pat Robertson, Killing Someone in a Video Game Isn’t a Sin

In the latest round of “Person Says Dumb Thing About Video Games,” Pat Robertson claimed that committing a sin like murder in a game is analogous to committing one in real life. He also admitted to...

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Facebook Stops Pretending They Aren’t Trying to be Twitter Anymore, Unveils...

You know how everyone loves Twitter and totally doesn’t make fun of it or anything? And they’re always saying stuff like, “Man, I wish Facebook were more like Twitter?” Okay, me neither. But...

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James Bond Predicted the Future: Diamond Lasers Are Totally A Thing Now

Obviously the first thing that everybody thinks when looking at something priceless and sparkly is, “I bet I could make a laser out of this.” And if you’re some weirdo who’s never seen Diamonds Are...

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Snoop Lion’s App Offers $100 Weed Sticker, People Actually Buy It

Microtransactions in games and other programs are nothing new, and neither are incredibly expensive ones. Snoop Lion’s new app for iOS and Android, Snoopify, allows you to purchase different sticker...

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Orson Welles’ First Film Recently Rediscovered After Being Thought Lost For...

Orson Welles is famous for Citizen Kane, his debut feature film, seen by everyone who has taken any film course ever. But even before Kane, Welles put together 40 minutes of footage for Too Much...

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Internet Response League to Crowdsource Disaster Relief From Online Gamers

Ding! Level up, you’ve just gained 5000 experience points for coordinating disaster relief efforts. That’s the goal of the Internet Response League, a group that hopes to harness the multitude of...

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